I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
they're like a gay fantastic four
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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