office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
sarcasm needs its own font
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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