So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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