I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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