1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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