Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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