Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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