I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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