You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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