You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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