all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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