Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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