What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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