Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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