he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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