there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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