: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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