he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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