You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
im holly from the hills drunk
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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