Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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