Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Randomize
