Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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