I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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