It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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