WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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