If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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