big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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