The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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