Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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