it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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