apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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