I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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