You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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