Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My vagina just clenched in fear
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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