well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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