finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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