after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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