Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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