I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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