i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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