just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I checked into jail on foursquare
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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