It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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