I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Two words: blizzard sex
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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