i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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