On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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