we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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