I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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