A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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