i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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