what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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