what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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