so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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